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This is Doctor Chilton. Haven't heard about any neon-stained tragedies involving the youth -- as a generalized monolith -- so I figure you might be comatose and I ought to check in.

🌟 HEY 🌟
are u: 1) free on saturday night
2) a fan of fun & free booze
3) & pool parties
bcuz if the answer's yes then have I got good news for u

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starts at 6, stay til whenever
hmu if u got any questions
it's time to say goodbye to summer in style 👍💥💦

- r. mantle

[ He's forwarded this message to a few other (hand-selected!!) people because he's a mass-texting monster, but he'll still respond if texted back. ]

hey

[a casual text sent to a goddess of death, nbd]

i had a question about the house and the tomb, if you're not busy. if you are i can text again later.

Hey, no offense, but I'll be keeping Magnus out of your concerts from now on. Summer god, not a great fit for an underworld goddess's music.

are you still mad at me?

sos

[attached; some new friends]

[ring ring]

You missed your appointment.

[he makes sure to do it in the evening, this time, while he and Alex are making dinner]

hey i was talking with kyle

[and he's meant to send another text, but then... is busy chopping some stuff up. so, here's this non-sequitur, I guess]

[ For some fucking reason a small summons circle opens next to her, where ever the fuck her location happens to be. It spits out a bottle of water and a slice of lemon loaf from that coffee place she likes that costs too goddamn much. Along with the offerings of ambrosia and nectar is a note scribbled on a slightly charred napkin:

speaking from personal experience, it's better to take the antipsychotics with food. ]

theh secret servicE

i really love that you tried to initiate a cage match with that guy?

[it made him laugh. It made him feel at home. It felt like a floor 19 move]

um just don't mention us whatever happens.
we're working out what to do still.

hey whats up beautiful!
things been good? been a while huh
but dont worry, I couldnt forget about u

anyway u got any plans for thanksgiving? bcuz we're doing a thing at my place
well archie and betty are
feel free to drop by if ur not busy! bring whoever u want

hey can i vent about like teen stuff for a second

[ left for pseph.. wherever she's staying at the moment.. is an envelope addressed to her (and luci), with a handpainted invitation inside: ]

[ written on the back of the invitation is a gps location in the shenandoah valley and a comment:
Honestly, I have no idea how to get this to Luci, so it's all on you.
And not that you two probably couldn't figure it out, but you won't see the house at first since it's warded. When you get close enough, you'll see the gate; the wards are set to let you through. ]

Consider this a formal reprieve from my services until further notice. I just hurt myself slipping on ice due to being made of flesh instead of metal, I doubt I can properly bodyguard anything right now.

Hey, Persephone? It's me, Utena. Woden offered me a- he said he could help me. With my powers. I guess everything's gone kind of crazy since I've been gone... anyway, he said that you'd back him up, but that doesn't really sound like you - no offense. But, well... if you get this, call me back, okay?

[A pause]

Oh come on, work, you little-

[Beep! Message sent!]

so

what do I need to know about gods

Hi.

[ In session, a new cup for the traditional therapy hot beverage, which she may take home or keep at the office for her sole use.

Out of session, this harness bra which is definitely not an appropriate gift for a patient, but it's so cute. ]

[Some stock ass holiday card with a thousand bucks inside. Probably signed by his secretary.]

Have you spoken to him lately?

[have a selfie of Magnus and Alex in the dopey onesies you got them. Alex is absolutely rocking the unicorn one, horn proudly aloft, of course, and Magnus (looking much more embarrassed and half-hiding behind Alex), is maybe in the dinosaur one (hard to tell, with the hood down). his eyes are crunched up, laughing into his boyfriend's shoulder]

[snapchat style, there's a message across the bottom of the pic: looking real cute for the holidays thx <33]

Greetings.

We have never met, but I believe we have a mutual opponent. I also believe you not only know a great deal more about said opponent but more importantly, their patterns of behavior.

[ Good thing this is text. They can skip over the whole 'omg you're blue thing. ]

Edited (arg html fail) 2018-01-07 14:38 (UTC)

Hey, Magnus's bday/deathday is this Saturday. I'm making a tres leches cake. We might be doing a hike?

Also belatedly: thanks for the onesies, they were fucking adorable.

08.27.2017 -- voicemail.

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( text | day after the concert!! )

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call

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