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[pummelgranite]

"Persephone. Speak."

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[pummelgranite]

I could always use help in the recovery room. You're already hired.

Crowd buddies?

[fehus]

you don't need to pay me.

[sweats. he should have used a cooler term than buddies. now he's here and has to live with it]

yeah, you know. like... the buddy system. except you have a team of buddies?

[pummelgranite]

Legally and morally I actually do.

1:1 assistance? Interesting. Not what I had been thinking before.

[fehus]

? huh

you were thinking about concert safety?

[pummelgranite]

Duh? Did you still not watch the videos with Tefe?

[fehus]

[I watched them like fifty times and then I yelled "fuck you" at Batman]

if i can help prevent people from getting hurt, instead of just healing them after, it'd be a nice change.

and there's no moral/legal crap. i'm nurse chase, etc, i've accepted it. i don't mind.

[pummelgranite]

DO NOT ACCEPT EXPLOITATION OF YOUR TALENTS AND LABOR, FOR FUCKS ENTIRE SAKE
a nice change doesn't put food in your food buckets, or whatever.
I charge for my shows, I charge for my merch. If I see so much as a single glowing hair, your ass is getting fairly compensated. Understood?
Anyway, not every imPort is going to be as cool as you or Tefe, and getting a restraining order against Batman seems like it'd be a pain in the ass.

[fehus]

[whoah]

alex and i don't have food buckets, we have fancy plates. we stole them from the last swear in. and a cool ornate candelabra. we drink OJ out of champagne flutes, it's sort of hilarious.

i won't accept exploitation of my talents and labor and take the money.

how can i help with crowd buddies TM?

[pummelgranite]

Good.

First step is finding imPorts I don't affect, or don't effect much. Know any good candidates?

[fehus]

[thinks about it for a while]

archie andrews. reggie mantle. cisco ramon. hunk. maybe D33, but he wouldn't be interested. this list makes me look like a weird jock with only dude friends but i can't think of a lot of more normal people.

[pummelgranite]

I said GOOD candidates. Would you really want Reggie-fucking-Mantle as your sober companion?

Might have to put up an ad on the network. I'm going to need a lot of intolerable assholes.

[fehus]

i was thinking of people who don't seem particularly invested in the divine nature of reality. also, like, jocks.

are people who can't hear your song usually intolerable assholes?

[pummelgranite]

he's invested in the drunk nature of a party. good lay, bad prospective employee.

let's say they're disproportionately represented. who're the other three?

[fehus]

we don't have to talk about what kind of lay he is? or anyone else is.

[he's trying to suppress the 3some]

[speaking of;]

you don't remember archie? [OUCH] he's got invulnerability powers and he's from the same normal place as reggie. cisco ramon is an engineer/science type that worked for a superhero on the tech side of things, and made me a really amazing shield, and is a nice guy. hunk likes food and also has a degree of invulnerability.

[pummelgranite]

Of course I remember Archie. You're serious about him as a prospect?

[ The other she makes note of to contact later. ]

[fehus]

yeah? should i not be?

he's the kind of person who would do anything to help someone. and he doesn't seem divinely inclined, and he probably wouldn't be able to get hurt.

[magnus chase is an archie andrews fan]

[pummelgranite]

Interesting. I'll have my people get in touch.

[fehus]

i could probably think of more but dinner's ready and we're gonna eat now.

[...]

[yolo]

you should come over for dinner sometime.

[pummelgranite]

why?

[pummelgranite]

[ three excruciating minutes later ]

ok

[fehus]

ok

[attached; yum.jpg]

[pummelgranite]

[ cool cool cool this is an invite she is chill with and for sure won't wig out and ghost from ]

That's yours?

[fehus]

yeah. it's butternut squash and beef and some other stuff. alex is really good at making delicious food.

[and also, everything, as far as Magnus is concerned]

[pummelgranite]

I don't always eat a lot besides pomegranates, jsyk

[fehus]

is that a god thing? or a paleo diet that sounds like it's kind of intense?

we can get some pomegranates.