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[pummelgranite]

"Persephone. Speak."

Comments

[fehus]

can you hire a new security guy

he has a bunch of social disorders but he's homeless and maybe a kind of monster and he has big muscles and he needs a job

[pummelgranite]

is it a cool monster?
j/k all monsters are cool
sure introduce me

[fehus]

i thought that's what you'd say literally verbatim.

i sent him your #. i forgot to tell him all your titles and also that you're a goddess do you want me to do it now after

[pummelgranite]

well he's already telling me he's hired
so
idk

[fehus]

oh

oh boy

[fehus]

i did mention the social disorders right?

[pummelgranite]

You did. What's his deal anyway? Or is that just the deal.

[fehus]

he's been living rough for a really long time and hunted by dickheads. that's honestly as much as i know.

[pummelgranite]

[ "hunted" ]

that sucks. so he has NO idea what I am or what he's getting into?

[fehus]

no

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i don't usually do this you do this i didn't know what the protocol was

[pummelgranite]

the protocol is this is weird and awkward every time it happens. so far so good.

[fehus]

nailed it