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[pummelgranite]

"Persephone. Speak."

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[pummelgranite]

Then wtf about room mates?

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[fehus]

i need to work on establishing bad bitch roommate dominance over a war demigod.

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[pummelgranite]

Oh.
Maybe just try punching her? War Inanna seemed into getting decked.

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[fehus]

war inanna?

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[fehus]

you punched inanna/?

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[pummelgranite]

THEY WERE LIKE A SEXY PURPLE TIGGER YOU WEREN'T THERE

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[fehus]

can we break down that sentence

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[pummelgranite]

*pounces* tee hee hee X3 *snuzzles you*
it was super fucked up

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[fehus]

i probably would have punched the sexy purple tiger too

that's a lie i would have been disassociating from terror on the floor

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[fehus]

don't write snuzzle at me again for as long as we're both dead

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[pummelgranite]

If I have to make room for this in the trauma vault so do you.
Anyway what's up with the new plucky war teen? Or whatever.

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[fehus]

she colonized my couch a couple weeks back. i'm gonna give her hearth's old room but feel sort of weird about our uh

[...]

compatibility

[in shocking news, war and peace are different]

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[pummelgranite]

OK if she sucks, you know you can kick her out, right?
I can kick her out if you need me to.

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[fehus]

she's from my cousin's camp. i'd be mad if my dead friend alex showed up again and annabeth tried to kick her out.

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[pummelgranite]

Yeah but Alex doesn't suck.
Presumably.
You sound worried about this tho.

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[fehus]

i dunno. when i've been in her room there's a lot of broken therapy ceramics. some people might think that sucks.

i'm not worried worried. i think i'm just experiencing a normal human worry? whoa

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[pummelgranite]

fascinating what's that like?

[pummelgranite]

Uhm, I think there were a couple actually. Did you . . . uh . . .

[ She lets the question hang. ]

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[fehus]

dumb

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[pummelgranite]

Noted.
So wrassling to establish dominance is out for sure?

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[fehus]

yes. i can't even cheat with her since she's got divine war god ass kicking strength to match my "don't instantly die when you get punched by one hundred foot giants" death god endurance. she would wrassle my head off.

also i'm not sure i've ever wrassled in my after/life

[khajidont]

Yeah. I ran into one. It wasn't a problem or anything, I just, um... I kept her company, that's all.

[ He leans back into the couch with a slow sigh, exhaled through his teeth. ]

She was from the dream. You know the one.

[pummelgranite]

Oh.

[ There's a small moment of surprise, but less than he might think. Mostly she's amazed the (somewhat literally) damned thing kept coming back.

There's a huff. ]

Sorry.

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[pummelgranite]

Do you want ME to fight her to establish dominance? That feels kind of weird wrt familial power dynamics but maybe she's into it.

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[fehus]

she's probably into it.

but what i want is no fighting. like maybe there's some first day in the prison yard "man that guy's crazy!" stunt i can pull that'll keep me from having to fight.