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[pummelgranite]

"Persephone. Speak."

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[pummelgranite]

He should be worried about himself. I hear demi-gods a tough gig, even for the dead.

[garotted]

If you've known Magnus for more than a week, you'll know that he worries about literally everyone but himself, and he's generally ready to die for you within fifteen minutes of meeting you.

Thankfully, he has me, and I'm the bitch that'll stop him when he's being a fucking moron.

text

[fehus]

are you still mad at me?

[pummelgranite]

[ it's like a full day before she texts back ]

I'm not mad?

[pummelgranite]

An important job.

Stop him from worrying about me.

[fehus]

you stormed away from me in the med tent after i healed your ribs?

[pummelgranite]

What, haven't met a goddess before? We're all like this. Sorry if that hurts your demi-feelings.

[fehus]

[you felt human, he wants to say. like a demigod]

[but he doesn't, because he has met goddesses before]

my demi-feelings are fine, O Great and Powerful Persephone. i just want to know what i did.

[pummelgranite]

[ OK, you can do this. You are one of the least likable people you've ever met. Surely you can do so intentionally. ]

If you do something wrong, I'll let you know.

[fehus]

ok. thank you. so what did i do?

[pummelgranite]

Nothing.

[fehus]

[sounds fake but]

ok.

[pummelgranite]

[ cool good job glad you handled that cleanly well done nice assholing a+ get yourself a cigarette because that's the last u will have to worry about magnus chase being invested in your well being ]

[garotted]

Yeah okay, you want me to try picking Jormungandr up while I'm at it?

[pummelgranite]

Do you mean Jaegermeister? I already have some but sure why not.

[garotted]

If I meant Jaegermeister, I would've typed Jaegermeister.

[fehus]

[ye sure perseph]

text

[fehus]

sos

[attached; some new friends]

aginn, almost a day later, but at 3:12 am

[pummelgranite]

ommmgggf WHAT????

Re: aginn, almost a day later, but at 3:12 am

[fehus]

[this is the time when soft, sunshine boys are asleep. his phone buzzes and lights up persistently, though, until Alex kicks him in the spine. he groans, fumbles for his phone, squints]

w hat/s? happen

Re: aginn, almost a day later, but at 3:12 am

[pummelgranite]

whats THAT

Re: aginn, almost a day later, but at 3:12 am

[fehus]

whatS what??

[pummelgranite]

sos???

[pummelgranite]

Oh. never heard of it then.

[fehus]

[he finally has the genius idea to scroll upwards to see what she was responding to, and -- oh, right]

[he rubs his eyes, turns down the brightness of his screen so as not to disturb alex, texting;]

plant people problems

they keep following me around the woods and pulling weirdly lame pranks?